Stella is happy hour every night of the week...

It's 5pm somewhere and Stella needs a cocktail. That's right...she needs to go to happy hour. "But it's only Wednesday", oh pish posh. If Stella is feelin' the need to have a cocktail on a random night she's certainly allowed. As long as she works hard, she can play hard (the day don't matta)...


Monday - Stella needs to go to happy hour because she's had a slight case of the Moooonndaaays and a cocktail would really help her prepare for the rest of the week.

Tuesday - Stella needs to go to happy hour because American Idol isn't on and she doesn't know what to do with herself.

Wednesday - Stella needs to to go to happy hour to celebrate the fact that she's made it more than 1/2 way through the week (nice work lady).

Thursday - Stella needs to go to happy hour because she feels like gettin' the weekend started early (why the f not?)

Friday - Stella needs to go to happy hour because "it's Friday and she ain't got no job, and she ain't got shit to do" (so check it).

Saturday - Stella needs to host happy hour at her place w/ great friends, groovy music, and fretzas! galore.

Sunday - Stella needs to go to happy hour to watch "the game" w/ Man (duh).

Check it. Go to happy hour. Do it.