Stella is playin' Cornhole...

Stella is thinkin' of throwin' a summer bash and needs the perfect outdoor game for her guests to play. She's thinkin' she needs a game somewhat similar to horseshoes. A game that's easy to set up, simple to play, and doesn't center around booze. Sadly, we're grown ups now and not everyone wants to play a game to get waaaaaasted anymore (sigh). That's it...Stella needs to play Cornhole...

Cornhole is an insanely popular tailgatin' game in the Midwest and Stella's feelin' the need to bring it to LaLa. The game is as simple as it looks really...players take turns pitchin' small bags filled with corn (so Indiana) at a raised platform with a hole in the far end. A corn bag in the hole scores 3 points, while one on the platform scores 1 point. Play continues until a player reaches the score of 21. Click here for the official rules.

It's the perfect backyard fun game for a pretty lady who's a lil too tipsy to get all sporty and think about rules. Seriously, what better way to get to know Man than to flirt over Cornhole and spritzers? Besides, Man will probably get so into it he'll need another game and spritzer stat (yay! more time to flirt). Then he'll start lookin' up all the Cornhole terminology on his blackberry and contemplate joinin' the American Cornhole Organization (don't deny it). Seriously, it's addictive. However, if it gets to this point Stella might need to have a slight intervention (not that it's not cool but like chill for a sec). That's right...party is over and Man needs to get his own Cornhole (you know, unless he wants to make-out).

ps. keep the bags in plastic containers so the rats don't get to them (for reals)

Check it. Play Corn Hole. Do it.